You Might Be a Writer If…

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Read through the comments. So great! Here’s mine…
You might be a writer if… You recognize the evolution of the “I am secretly correcting your grammar,” T-shirt.
Starting off, those people confident enough to wear one of those shirts, intimidate you to no end.
Then, the more you write, the more you kind of latch on to those people. Hey, maybe they could be a beta reader for you!
Finally, you break down and buy one for yourself. Just so people won’t talk to you.

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A lot of “stuff” has been going on in my life lately. Hard stuff. Heavy stuff. The kind of stuff that just makes me want to write massacre scenes….except I am so brain dead I had to google how to spell “massacre.”

Masicker? Missucker?

WHAT AM I DOING???? *breaks down sobbing*

I am supposed to be an adult an expert okay, maybe functionally literate. Fine, I give up! I have nothing left to saaaaayyyyyy. I am all out of woooords *builds pillow fort*.

I figured it’s time for a bit of levity. Heck, I need a good laugh. How about you guys?

We writers are different *eye twitches* for sure, but the world would be SO boring without us. Am I the only person who watches Discovery ID and critiques the killers?

You are putting the body THERE? Do you just WANT to go to prison? Why did you STAB…

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. neilsw1582 says:

    I’m a writer. I know how to commit the perfect murder (see meme above)


    1. taramayoros says:

      Haha! So true!


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